Hey Mon? Tell Tom to turn that shit down. Wow, that sounds grating ( Read more... )

Still deeply in the realms of Brainwrong but I daresay it's due to post-Christmas apathy. The whole fucking season is just tooooooooo long these days. They start screaming about the countdown to Christmas some time after the kids go back to school and then once Christmas finally creaks round then you have to endure that marathon session of eating, ( Read more... )

I HAVE THIGH MUSCLES. ACTUAL MUSCLE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

You know how you get those awful waffly bits on the backs of your thighs? The ones that make you think you will never ever wear a skirt less than burquah length ever again? They've goneI can also prod myself in the belly and there's now only about an inch of fat before I get to what might be ( Read more... )